Wedding Rehearsal

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A funny story about a wedding rehearsal and how the grooms plan backfires on him :

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom asked the priest for a quiet word. He took him to one side and whispered  “I’ll give you £100 if you change my wedding vows”.  When you come to the place where I have to promise to love, honour and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her for ever’, I’d like you to miss that section out.”  The priest reluctantly agreed thinking that the £100 would come in handy for church funds.

The wedding day duly arrived and the groom smiled to himself in anticipation. Eventually it was time for the couple to take their vows. All went as planned until  the priest looked at the groom and said : “Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning, and swear that you will never look at another woman?”  The groom was horrified.  “you’ve said the wrong words, I thought we had a deal,” he hissed.  “Yes,” whispered the priest quietly  pressing the £100 into the groom’s hand.  “But the bride made me a better offer.”

There are plenty of jokes and stories like this which can be adapted or changed to provide humorous material for a wedding speech.

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