The Happy Couple

If you are the Father of the Bride or The Best Man you will be talking about the happy couple in your speech. Here are a few funny lines you might like to include or adapt to raise a laugh.

They’re such a busy couple; he’s never found her in and she’s never found him out.

They’ve worked out a great way of settling arguments; he admits he’s wrong, and she admits she’s right.

They married for better and for worse; he couldn’t have done better, she couldn’t have done worse.

They have a pre-nuptial agreement……..nothing complicated – He’s going to wash and she’s going to dry.

If you know any more like this please add them in the comments section below. Thanks, Ron.

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