Here are a few ideas for humourous things to say about the Honeymoon if you are looking to add some funny lines to your speech :
I found out that they are booked into a rather unusual Spanish hotel ….. it’s finished.
I don’t want to spoil it for them, but I know that hotel. It’s got plenty of reviews on Trip advisor ….most of the comments said; “Don’t”.
They are setting off tomorrow for their honeymoon in Turkey …. God knows how John is going to hold his stomach in for the entire two weeks.
Jane has made careful plans for the Honeymoon. She’s even had a special sign made to hang on their hotel bedroom door; it says ‘Please disturb!’.
Do you have any funny lines about honeymoons? If so, please add them in comment section below. Thanks, Ron.