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Ceremonial Toastmaster and Master of Ceremonies, Ron Wood, can help you to have the perfect wedding reception.

Traditional or Modern Wedding?

Here is a joke about making the choice between a traditional or a modern wedding. This little funny story could be adapted for use in a either a Father of the Bride or Best Man speech. A young couple were looking forward to the big day. They had met the vicar and set a date [...]

Wedding Planners Are Only For Rich People!

OK, if you are on a very tight budget then you are unlikely to be thinking about hiring a wedding planner. On the other hand even your average wedding these days costs quite a lot of money. You are making a big investment in one very special day. You want to have a perfect day. [...]

Dirty Dancing!

I love this You Tube video. It’s been watched by well over two million people. What a great atmosphere. One word sums it up…EXCELLENT! Fast Tube by Casper If anyone is planning anything like this and would like a Toastmaster to introduce it, PLEASE CALL ME!!!!

How To Quickly Resize Your Wedding Photos

With the advent of digital cameras we all take more photos than ever before. It’s so easy to click away and with memory cards able to store hundreds if not thousands of pictures there is no stopping us! Weddings are very photo hungry affairs and it’s easy to find yourself clicking away like mad, especially [...]

How To Make Sure Everyone Signs The Guestbook

Most couples do like to have a Guest Book at their wedding reception. It is customary for everyone present to write a note conveying their best wishes and often appending an appropriate sentiment or sometimes a humorous remark. The Guest Book is an important memento of the wedding day not only providing a record of [...]

Wedding Rehearsal

A funny story about a wedding rehearsal and how the grooms plan backfires on him : During the wedding rehearsal, the groom asked the priest for a quiet word. He took him to one side and whispered  “I’ll give you £100 if you change my wedding vows”.  When you come to the place where I [...]

Hog Roasts for Weddings or any Special Occasion

Here is some useful information on Hog Roasts from guest contributor and Hog Roast expert Lee Dawson: Hi I’m Lee Dawson owner and head chef of Bouncing Hogs n Bars, Yorkshire. This article i hope will be of some considerable use to anyone whom may be thinking of having a hog roast for their wedding [...]

Wedding Video Yes Or No?

Image via Wikipedia When it comes to wedding planning,  budget is often a deciding factor. There are certain essentials that must be included. Lets face it you are going to have to have a wedding dress and a wedding cake! Often it’s a matter of making a list and then going down it and sorting [...]

A Most Romantic Proposal

I was once asked to help organise the setting  for a very romantic proposal of marriage. The gentleman concerned wanted to do something very special for the lady in his life. He had arranged to bring his intended up to Richmond, Yorkshire for a weekend break but of course she knew nothing of his plans. [...]

The Happy Couple

If you are the Father of the Bride or The Best Man you will be talking about the happy couple in your speech. Here are a few funny lines you might like to include or adapt to raise a laugh. They’re such a busy couple; he’s never found her in and she’s never found him [...]

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